I have had to have strong words with the She-Human. Things have been very quiet in our house with the She-Human sitting up in her little studdy writing lots of things about the Ee-yew. This has been an important thing that she has to write called a dissertayshun. I am very understanding about dissertayshuns and dedlines, but don’t we have an elecshun on here. Isn’t the ginny pig man on the rampage all over the Yewnited States upsetting lots of people (especially the She Humans)? I may be a cat, but I know an elecshun news report when I hear one and just to prove that here is a picture of me watching the coverage of Joe Biden getting himself elected four human years ago.

I hear this is a very important elecshun as the orange sh$tgibbon wants to come back to being president. We all know how badly that went last time when he ended up alone in the White House, rocking in his chair, eating McDonalds food and playing with his phone. (I often wonder how it is that a he-human who uses his phone as much as he does has never actually learned how to take the caps lock off).

(Later…….) Finally, the She Human has finished her dissertayshun and after a couple of days of recovering from all that writing she now tells me that the elecshun is next week, 7 days away. But she also added ‘I expect that it will all be going on long after that date Mont, remember last time when it went on to mid January? with the riots and the storming of the capitol?’ Ah yes, I remember now.

I have been following the news about Kamala Harris, the first-ever She Human to run for President of the Yewnited States. The She Human is quite excited about her running for president and has hopped onto the Tweeter to stress her support for Kamala Harris She Human.

I hope that everyone has been managing without me, I will be watching the elecshun very carefully.

Mont