….I know angry She-Humans when I see them.

I have been watching the elecshun coverage from the Yewnited States very carefully indeed and other the past couple of days there are strong indications the She-Humans are organising and heading to the polling stations to get their revenge on the Orange Oompah Loompa of Vengeance.

The Orange one has obviously not studied anything about the She Humans. If they are not treated with the sort of respect normally given to a mafia godfather they can turn very nasty indeed.

We all know that the Orange one knows a bit about riots and insurrection, having organised a very big riot at the Capitol in Washington because he wanted the congress humans to not certify the election of Joe-Biden Human and Kamala Harris-Human. It got very nasty and lots of people behaved very badly. Lots of things got broken and lots of people went to human prison (which is like a very big cattery, but without kind humans to look after the prisoners).

I asked the She Human what she thinks is going on. ‘ oh definitely, Mont’ she said. ‘We women are a tolerant lot, but when somebody just takes the….um….mickey out of us, we take that very seriously. There is something afoot, the early voting figures are clearly showing a big turnout from women”. (Americans can vote up to about 10 days before the elecshun day). The She-Human was just getting warmed up to her two favourite subjects, elecshun and the rights of She Humans…. ‘In Pennsylvania, the turnout is high and the gender balance of the voters is 55% women to 45% men, very interesting indeed. So I agree, vengeance voting could well be at play here. Bloody marvellous!’.

Er, thanks for that She-Human. Remind me never to upset you….or your friends. I can’t say I feel sorry for the Orange One, but I think that making sure that he is beaten soundly by a she-human backed by millions of other she-humans would have, as the He Human would say ‘ a certain piquance’.