The She Human has just informed me that we will be doing a photo shoot this afternoon for my elecshun photo. I am no expert on photo shoots but what I hear about them is that the humans have lots of baths and grooming and put on makeup so that they look nice for the photographs.

I am as keen on grooming as anyone, I like to keep my fur gleaming and I sharpen my clawse at every opportunity and I think I am a fine figure of a cat. However, I have seen some disturbing things on the inter webs, like really disturbing where humans give their cats baths. Can you imagine? I have NEVER had a bath in my life and I don’t intend to start now.

I made my displeasure known to my She-Human by ignoring her completely for several hours. She was getting a bit worried and then she realised what was the matter. I didn’t like the idea of the photo shoot because it may involve a bath. ‘Mont’ she said ‘I would never give you a bath, the main reason you have never had a bath in ten years is because I have no intention of giving you one. You are a fine figure of a cat, so there is no need’.

So bring on the photo shoot!!

A relieved,

Monty