I have been very busy researching the elecshuns in the Yewnited States so that I am on top of all the important issues that need some discussion on my web site. There is a lot think about, after all the Yewnited States is a very big country.

One thing has become very apparent – even to a cat like me and that is that the Orange Ginny Pig Man and his running mate the Beardy Minion seem to be making the She-Humans of the Yewnited States very angry indeed. It must be said that they are also making She Humans in other places angry too. My She Human gets hopping mad every time either of them opens their mouth to speak.

I ask the She-Human for her view on why the GP man and Beardy Minion seem to be getting seriously on the nerves of She-Humans in the United State. She rolls her eyes and says ‘don’t get me started Mont’. She went on (once she had finished gnashing her teeth) ‘I really do fail to understand why any rational She-Human could even think about voting for the Orange Monster or the Beardy one. I am sure that the Yewnited States She-Humans are pretty fed up, because women are being constantly insulted about their intelligence, about their looks, about their fertility etc, they are fed up with the misogyny that the presidential ticket in the most powerful nation in the world is peddling’.

Apparently, according to the She Human, the older She-Humans have come in for the Beardy Minion treatment as well. He was on a podcast programme for ‘thought leaders’ (thought leaders?? don’t make me laugh. Ed.) where the host was saying that the only use for a She Human after the mennypaws is to look after the human grand-kittens. So first we had the childless cat-ladies and now the post-mennypaws she-humans only being good for kitten-sitting duties. Do these guys have an electoral death wish?

I think that the Orange Ginny Pig Man and the Beardy one are playing a very dangerous game in making the She-Humans angry. I, for one, would never do such a thing (and nor would the He-Human). I seem to remember the She-Humans of the Yewnited States getting a huge numbers of pink-hatted supporters onto the streets of Washington DC in 2017. (The numbers were so huge, they could not have been huger, in fact it was the hugest march in the history of the World and everyone enjoyed it bigly…ED.). These are not individuals to mess with. I will be donning my pink hat again in solidaritty with the She-Humans of the Yewnited States in their fight against the orange menace.

One thing that is quite beyond me is this. I am a cat and the Orange Nasty and the Beardy one are running to be the President and Vice President of the Yewnited States. I am sure they have campain teams who recognise this very simple fact that I first learned about early in my pollytickal career. You mess with the She-Human vote at your peril because after all there are more of them than there are of us. i.e. 97 He-Humans to every 100 She-Humans. Simple arithmettik.

MONT