I can’t believe it! I have just about recovered from the UK elecshuns, the house is no longer full of Labour Party people coming in to pick up leaflets, drink tea and chat, and peace and quiet and sanitty rules again. The She Human can get on with her studdying again and the He Human is back to his normal duties of feeding me and letting me out into the garden and then back in again about 50 times a day.

The She Human told me today that she is looking about for a new website name for me because the old one has expired and she can’t get it back. I must have looked puzzled because she then tells me. ‘The elecshuns in the Yewnited States are now under way Mont. Lots of things have been happening and I am sure that your readers would like to hear what you have to say’. I should have known something was brewing when I heard her yelling about some minion of the Ginny Pig man who doesn’t like ladies who don’t have human kittens and devote themselves to the welfare of us cats. This was foolishness indeed on the part of the minion as I know that the She Human has very strong views about people telling she-humans how to organise their lives.

I think that the minion is in the same league as David Cammyrun, the Tory prime minister who decided it was a good idea to have a Brexit referendum. I can tell that the She Human feels very strongly about the minion because she throws things at the teevee whenever she sees him on it.

Therefore, it seems that I am being pressed back into service to help the Democratic Party in the Yewnited States give the Ginny Pig man (and the minion) a sound thrashing in the November elecshun. When I heard this I was very pleased as I have been a bit uninspired since the Ginny Pig man lost the last elections and started that big fight outside the Capitol. That being said, I better get a move on because the Yewnited States She-Humans are doing a pretty good job of giving the GP man a thrashing without my help.

Since the GP man chose his second in command (i.e. the minion), things have been going from bad to worse for him. Apparently the minion is INCREDIBLY stupid because he has cast aspersions about she-humans who don’t have human-kittens, saying pretty much that they are crazy cat-ladies and this makes them unfit to vote. So the only humans who can vote are she-humans who have sprogged human-kittens and he-humans, who apparently don’t have to sprog any human kittens so that they can vote.

I am not alone in thinking that these mad rants from the Mad Lants are directed towards VP Harris who has not had human-kittens. I don’t know if she has a cat, but if she hasn’t, I would suggest that she visits the local cat rescue and adopt several.

Does the minion not realise that there is a sacred bond between a she-human and her cat? I am sure that he has reinvigorated the women’s vote no end, much to the delight of Kamala who is, as they say in the Yewnited States – kicking ass and taking names.